hornyalien

Greetings, human.
I come in peace.
Take me to your booty.

The great thing about this site, and porn in general, is that it brings complete strangers together in friendly ways (usually) to discuss a topic nearly everyone has in common: we all love sex! As far as the internet goes, your favorite intergalactic booty hunter has discovered that the places generally with the most friendly discussions and social interactions are usually porn sites. Who doesn't want to have their hard cock, wet pussy, or gaped ass complimented? Of course, there are some spats (no pun intended) here and there, but at the end of the day, I think we would all rather have a nice, friendly circle jerk than an Internet war.

I must voice my opinion regarding the following matter

I understand that everyone has a right to do with their profile as they wish, but really, ranting and raving about the use of Cock pics as profile images? Really? What do you expect horny men on a SEX site to post as pics? Pictures of kittens in tea cups?Of course, not everyone wants to see firehoses plastered all over their computer screen, but give the dick pic guys a break. Men love their penises, and they want to share that love with you! Feel special? It is ok, though. When the day comes that we see men complaining about women's use of vagina pics we will know the world is ending then.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a friendly alien. With that being said, though, I'm here to get off. The Human posterior region intrigues me greatly. I'm not here to read gigantic paragraphs about you, your life, or what you like/don't like. That's your personal business, and I don't care. I just want to see you naked. Perhaps one day, you and I can sit down when we aren't stroking it and rubbing it, and have a nice, long chat about life and the meaning of it. Until then, though, in honor of all the non-token having cam-watchers:SHOW ASS BB!

Enjoy the porn, human.
Live long and prosper.