Sam goes into Macy's to the lingerie dept were he meets the lady sales assistant,my wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra size 34B and she says that you would know what i meant.and the sales lady looks at him and says,boy its been a long time since anyone has asked me for a Jewish bra,i usually get asked for a Catholic bra,or a Salvation bra,or a presbyterian bra,so he looks at her kind of funny and says whats the difference,to which she replies,well a Catholic bra supports the masses,the Salvation bra uplifts the downtrodden,and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright,right then he… 続きを読む

When someone you've never (or barely) spoken to before asks how you're doing - on any type of site - saying "I'm horny" like it's some amazing accomplishment makes you sound like an idiot. Especially when you're on a site like this one. This is a friggin' porn site; why the fuck are you still horny? Take care of it! I mean, what do you think is going to happen? That I am going to be sooooooo stunned at the miracle of you being hard, it's going to make me all horny and want to appease your horniness? Again, you're on a friggin' porn site. Take care of it. You announcing that you're horny on… 続きを読む

Just got a friend invite from a guy with the following on his profile, and it infuriated me: "There is one thing that has been of particular annoyance - Ladies, if a man PMs you courteously and genuinely wants to know you, don't ignore him. I'm well aware of all the idiots running around here PMing obscene, demanding, and downright rude comments, but I'm sure all of you are intellectual enough to discriminate between the good guys and the bad ones." This condescending bullshit pops up again and again in men's dating profiles and in real-life attempted dating scenarios and It. Has. To.… 続きを読む