-Agent Billy, Chef, Cve and James walk into the huge hall- Agent Billy: well, we have to debrief from our last mission Agent Chef: yeah, it was crazy, I had to buy new knifes, the Legion of Sex Overloads are getting powerful -All of a sudden a woman comes running up to the 4 agents, pulls a sharpened dildo from her back pocket, and stabs Agent Billy right in the heart- Agent Billy: W-Why -Agent Billy dies in a pool of blood- Agent Chef: OMG, wha... what happened, Why would you do something like that Lieutenant -Lieutenant Qassy, cleans off the blood from her sharpened dild… 続きを読む

-James and Cve being to trudge down the spiraling staircase- James: arent these stairs suppose to move on their own like an escalator Cve: I dunno, I guess they broke. James: its like 20 stories, this is going to take fuckin' forever. -James and Cve continue down the staircase til they catch up to two other people- Cve: Agent Billy, Agent Chef Billy: oh great, it's these two jokers Chef: Agent Cve, -sigh- James. James: Any idea why the stairs aren't moving by themselves Billy: Apparently, there was a massive sex orgy a week ago and they are clogged with crisco Cv… 続きを読む

Cve and James now leave their apartment and take off in their car towards HQ Cve: Those hooker ninjas were pretty dangerous James: they were also pretty pretty Cve: I wonder what they wanted... James: well, ninja hookers, so, either to kill us or fuck us, or both, hopefully in the fuck us then kill us order. Cve: you always think someone wants to fuck us James: the dick wants what the dick wants. Cve: you're ridiculous... what do you think the boss wants at HQ, hope we're not in trouble, I told you not to fuck the princess of zanzibar but you just don't lis… 続きを読む

Setting: Interior of living room, couch and a tv, video game system, two males sitting on the couch playing video games James: You know, I am afraid of bees Cve: bees? thats pretty sad for a grown man James: have you ever been stung by a bee it hurts Cve: yeah, but its not like all of them sting James: Well thats the frightening part, only like 1 of 100 sting you, its a surprise every time, and they are not a nuisance enough for humanity to do something about it, it just remains a problem. Cve: sure, but, there are scarier stuff out there, like killer whales. James: A kill… 続きを読む