Maybe fisting myself or attempting to do so isn't needed, I mean I get filled up by basic items to the point where it almost hurts, and does hurt sometimes, so I guess that's good enough. But that's the beauty of eggplants and cucumbers, you can get all different sizes based on how you feel that day. Eggplants are good if you just want a nice smooth ride, but cucumbers are sometimes better cuz I like the ones with the bumps or the ones that curve. You'd be surprised how sometimes it's tough finding the perfect thickness and curve for a cucumber. I once tried a bottle gourd and that wasn't as g… 続きを読む

One day I was having a coffee with my good friend Debbie. She’s about my age, slim and attractive and single, a fact that always amazed me as she is so attractive. She’s a teacher at the local girls’ boarding school and I was asking her how her job was going… “Fine. It’s getting to that time of year when I have to do sex education and you know what I feel about that” Smirk. I knew that unlike every other teacher, she actually enjoyed giving the classes on the birds and the bees. So much so, that her fellow teachers would ask her to cover for them and do the classes on their behalf. “Why do… 続きを読む

Anyone that knows me is aware of my fascination with Celebrities. I like to browse the internet for porn and then I fantasize about mainstream actresses being in the same situation. I think we’ve all dreamed about a certain TV or movie star in a lesbian relationship or sucking on a huge cock. I especially enjoy women that are near my age. I’ve made several photo albums with some of favorites that include head shots, various full size pics, and if I’m lucky, a bikini or bathing suit photo. This is my masturbation material. I have to let my imagination do the rest. I will take four or five pic… 続きを読む

Anyone who’s watched pornography is aware of the fact that the sex is for entertainment purposes, and doesn’t really portray what actually goes on when regular people like you and I have sex. Sex with the pizza delivery guy, the hot teacher, threesomes, or a young boy with his stepmother aren’t things that usually happen in every day life. And if they were to occur, I doubt if they would end with a “money shot” with the guy blowing his load on the girl’s face. It’s all part of our sexual fantasies. Well, sometimes our sexual fantasies actually come true. It’s no secret that I’ve had a bisexu… 続きを読む

I’ve been on xhamster for a few years now and have shared a few pictures and stories on my page. It’s no secret that I post things and I’m pretty easy to recognize, even though most of my photos are at least five years old. Using “Nipsie” as my user name didn’t help me remain anonymous either, as that was a nickname given to me in high school. Even though it was over thirty years ago, a few of my close friends occasionally refer to me that way. Last month I was shopping downtown when I ran into Shay, a cute blonde who used to date my brother. We chatted a little bit, catching up on old times,… 続きを読む

The list of sexy women in our neighborhood keeps getting bigger and bigger. Out of the blue last week, I got a call from my old high school volleyball coach Foxx. I hadn’t seen her in years. Though I liked her as a coach, and have a lot of great memories from my time on the team, she resigned under pressure a year after I graduated after complaints about some sexual misconduct. Apparently she was spying on players undressing in the locker room, and even showering with the girls on occasion. I’m not sure if these accusations were true or not, but I know she never showered with us while I wa… 続きを読む

We’re lucky to live in the neighborhood that we do, and we’re not really interested in selling our house, but lately DJ has been bugging me about listing it just to see what kind of offers we would get. I doubt if it has anything to do with the fact that his old girlfriend is a realtor and just happens to be recently divorced. Stacy is a cute little blonde that DJ went out with before we started dating, and I know he still has a thing for her. I can’t say that I blame him. Not only is she smart, funny and good looking, she also is one of the more successful realtors in upper Iowa. We agreed t… 続きを読む

*** Loving your questions so far! *** Hi Everyone, Just wanted to try something new - a Q & A post. If you post a question in the comments below, I will do my best to answer it (if I dare!) here in the text - I may paraphrase or slightly rephrase the question to make it fit. My intention is that these would be short factual questions needing relatively short answers rather than more open ended ones that require a detailed answer/explanation! Please leave your questions below. Thank you! :) Questions How often do you trim your pussy? I haven't trimmed my pussy hai… 続きを読む

One weekday morning many years ago I was trying on some tops in the fitting room of a local store. I had been vaguely aware on my way in that there was somebody else in one of the booths almost opposite mine, and as I was getting changed I happened to glance through the gap at the side of my curtain and noticed that I could see into this other booth as the curtain wasn't completely closed. The booths all had full-length mirrors on the back wall and I suddenly realised that I could see the reflection of the woman who was in there. She was facing the mirror, still dressed from the waist do… 続きを読む

Ménage à moi Paddling the pink canoe. Finger painting. Visiting the safety deposit box. Dialing the rotary phone. Auditioning the finger puppets. Womansplaining yourself. Engaging in safe sex. Getting lost in the deep end. Jillin’ off. DIY time. Doing a Meg Ryan. Fanning the fur. Girl's night in. Buttering your muffin. Visiting the bat cave. Knitting. Diddling Miss Daisy. Tuning the violin. Petting your poodle. Petting a panty hamster.… 続きを読む

I love the free spirits that seem to populate our neighborhood, but not everything is all fun and games. When you share your open lifestyle with multiple people, jealousy can always be a factor. I’ve been intimate with several men and women, and luckily my husband is very supportive. However, playing musical beds with your friends and neighbors can be a little tricky. My friends Dee and Krissy almost came to blows last week when we were fooling around together. It didn’t help that they never really got along in the first plac… 続きを読む