JonnyBravoD241777B

Who is it? This is he! WTF??? Where? Why? When? Who? Or am I?

Ex Military semi-somatic and lucid Christian "spy-ptsd" Rook, mystical entertainer and Involuntary NHS guinea pig to fate of mans own Trinity in incarnate existence - Mind, Body and Soul. - RN(SM) D241777B. NOMIS Ae5888AL. NON 999. - JonsIll - It does exactly what it says on the tin. (The tin dearest! Incarnate. In person)

So alas you wonderful lassy kers, open a chat with me and ask me my address, and maybe after a 5 course dinner date out, or following on from a coffee and cinema, or whatever it is you truly fancy, and then maybe after a 99p cheeseburger which we cruelly abandon we can speedily race home to fuck and ruin the neighbours dignity! That or we hold our breath right?

56K Modem 8bit Encoded Romance may seem a little bit simple, but it is in fact Satans form of Space Invaders some days I swear although as we say in the trade 'never look back'.

BTW, I think your all gorgeous but I'm after just one special single lady!

I'm ex HM Royal Navy Nuclear Submarine Weapons Engineer with "Spy PTSD" and a diploma in bedroom safety.

I'm just trying to get a Pope and a guy claiming to be Jesus off of the phone, and therefore I must have level 14 military grade absolute silence immediately! Silencio!

X-Hamster has so many gorgeous wonderful ladies - I am almost the Essex equivalent to Colin Frizzle, although trying to be more like Jonathan. (That's me)

I keep wanting to give up porn, but alas, I cannot stop whacking off to all manner of beautiful, hungry and cock thirsty and cock wombling wench and slutteth thing.

I could quite easily spend a night smoking a 2 scores bag of green, and anything up to about 7-8 hours sharing my meat about the great multitude of female members of the X-hamster congregation.

Nights spent lying on our back in a clearing in the woods land looking up at the stars or creating warmth together at last in our nearby tent are what I have always wished for in a romantic encounter and I'll be 40 next year.

If you fancy a fuck (or more than non-stop continuous sex until thirst or starvation emaciate ourselves to an early grave), then be certain to come looking for me, and simply place your request for either a dinner date, massage with oils by candle light and slow sensual screw, a one off fuck in a dirty alley in the rain, or something in a mask, snorkel and flip flops, or perhaps in an old abandoned factory or bunker on a summers walk, perhaps even a fuck in a picnic next to a hamper in a field, or maybe you'd even like to stay for a little while in my nuke proof hidden cupboard and staircase as being too sexy to be let out ever during nuclear holocaust, and therefore to live always instead like the Noble Queen of Sheba only to slink about freely on my sofa and with your own front door key until your ready for me to cook pancakes in maple syrup for you, naked in the kitchen as I work tirelessly for you on hand and foot, then look no further!

Whoop whoop! You won gal! A lifetimes supply of free sausage!

..... Ask and it is given: Seek and ye shall find. Your every reasonable request is my honour and duty m'lady. Amen.

This shit is so WW4/WWII British RAF Humour Old Gentleman Shit it should be classified TOP SECRET EYES ONLY, but I'm suggesting EYES ONLY, Egyptian Cotton Sheets, Tongues, Silk Rope, Cuffs, Blindfolds, Hands, Legs, and even some footsie action in there too level, and yet I am only just turned 39 today too (7th Jan 2020) and have a a few shots of RJM & Coke since I last visited the veterinary surgeon for anti-depressants. I should have visited a hooker but for my moral convictions although I might actually give up one of these days!!!

I'm an ex English military member here to watch for anything which might be illegal, or where I think the safety or dignity of a person are in jeopardy, or family or friends relationships are at stake, and so it's encouraged to report anything not cool via a click of the button.

I don't mind porn so long as nobody is forced into it financially or under duress (By physical force or fear) - I'm actually a good bloke and yes I too have my sexual desires as seen in the rest of my profile!

I just wanted to add this as I actually genuinely sometime worry about people and what they get up to and have reported a few videos here myself.

Anyway!

At least, in my opinion, Love really does come first.

(Quite after the Greeks)

And so, without further adieu, goodbye and Adieu.

Am I? WTF!

JPC xx