Today's my birthday. It's a round number which a lot of people don't like hitting, myself included. And it's been hanging over me for months, but now that I've hit it I have to say it's kind of a relief. I did the only reasonable thing and ran away to a foreign country for my birthday, and last night my bròther and sìster threw me a party. It was just a bunch of their friends who I barely know or had never met and it was sort of perfect. Now don't get excited, because absolutely nothing porny is about to enter into this blog post.… 続きを読む

I do this. I mean, I don't have a pussy and I don't usually have a lollipop, but other than that I do this. I think it's to do with being confined in a small space with a bunch of strangers, all of them on their holidays or away on business or off the clock in one way or another, bored silly or asIeep under their blankets. I've never properly made it into the Mile High Club but I am definitely a member of this other, rather less distinguished club. Actually I beat off in the john almost every time I fly. I can… 続きを読む

This is kind of a dangerous place for me. I'm a person who gets crushes, and unfortunately I'm capable of suffering from several preoccupying and sometimes painful crushes at once (they hurt a little, that's why they're called crushes, in case you've only just learned English or are not a human). And I can suffer them all while I'm in a perfectly good relationship. In other words, I am a terrible, terrible person. I play it cool, but the fact is that if I've gotten to know you a little and we joke around and we've made each othe… 続きを読む

C'mon, look at these people. They are sexier than sex. They roamed the earth. They broke strings, they dodged beer bottles, they bloodied their knees on the stages they'd built, they bared their naked chests to heaving rooms of gobbing punks. They toured the places where they weren't wanted, got called ******s, junkies, perverts, dykes and whores, they did drag, got beat up by bikers and went on regardless with their noses bloodied. And they made teenage trousers bulge and sweaty knickers sop the whole world over. I salute them. Lo… 続きを読む

I just cleared a few RETIRED icons from my list. I gotta say there's something kind of melancholy about them. They're like tombstones for all the John and Jane Does that didn't make it. Too many of them and your friends list starts looking like a Potter's Field for dead avatars. See what I mean? Maybe they were frightened away or worn down by too many råpey comments and unsolicited verbal facefucks. Maybe they were PM'd to death. Maybe a meet went south and they had to disappear in a hurry. Maybe they got caught by their man/woma… 続きを読む

On my ************* my parents gave me a big hardback copy of the Collected Poems of Allen Ginsberg. I imagine they didn't look very carefully at the contents, they just wanted me to have Howl and a few others my Dad had loved. It included this totally exciting poem, which I read over and over again, and when I read it I would often masturbate afterwards, picturing the details. The way he describes Carlos' body, it was just like he was scrutinizing my own and it turned me on. Sweet Boy, Gimme Yr Ass lemme kiss your face… 続きを読む

I'm going to be blunt, otherwise what's the point? If you're squeamish, or if you're a girl who doesn't like boys for one week out of every 4, then please do not read this and then unfriend me in disgust. I have to say, this image is totally hot. It says to me I don't care, fuck me anyway. And I have almost never seen anything like it on xHamster or any other porn site. Why? A search turns up a handful of things and I'm sure there's more out there, but really in all my years of looking at porn I have only… 続きを読む

I'm gonna take a shot at answering this great comment left the other day by AnnaPajamas, on my post about how bloody long can it possibly take a man to cum in poor Lexi Belle's face after making sex to her for a really long and I should think pretty enjoyable time: Uhmm... dumb question. Can you just decide to do it? Like you tell your junk, "okay junk, time to cum." or does it happen on its own. You kinda know when it's going to happen right? ... maybe if you have sex with hot Lexi Belle for a job it kind of loses its appeal. They are probably trained to go and go anyways,… 続きを読む

I just watched this video four times in a row and I don't think I closed my mouth or my eyelids the whole time. I really, really, really love watching women beating off alone, especially when they just can't wait to cum. And in the middle of the day, too. I mean I know there's probably some porny, sun-baked, white-toothed dude nodding away in his Oakleys just off camera, but it doesn't matter, not to her and not to me. A minute or two in and there could be a herd of wild buffalo bumrushing the room for all she know… 続きを読む

I really understand people getting some gratification out of pretending they are something they are not but would like to be. That's all great. But you've really gotta be careful with other people's trust. Most of the people here are reaching out in the darkness with whatever it is they have or want. And there's a lot of bravery in being honest, anonymous or not. So, if you're a fake or a phoney with someone else's pics up that say 'ME' under them then please take the time to go fuck yourself in the eye with your fist before PMing me or friending me and asking me to comment.… 続きを読む

You know, every new day brings the happy possibility of a new and surprisingly exciting depravity which you couldn't have imagined or anticipated. It's a slippery slope, and whenever you think you're happily wallowing around at the very bottom of it there is always someone there with a pair of bloody nylons over their face and a mini sex doll in their hand to show you the way. And I think to myself what a wonderful world. See? That is some marvellously imaginativ… 続きを読む

I wonder why it is almost de rigueur in pro porn for every big studly man who has just spent 30 minutes fucking the ass off some amazingly sexy creature to then have to spend a million years jerking off in her face while closing his eyes and thinking about his gym teacher or trainer or mother or whatever before he can actually cum. I just watched some hairless beefcake make poor Lexi Belle wait on her knees for a whopping 4 1/2 minutes. I mean what's it take, huh? Bit of a bringdown, fellas. See? This shit is not *About Me*.… 続きを読む

This is going to be fun and the****utic. I've been writing and sheepishly deleting shit from my big, bottom-heavy profile for too long and now I'm just going to start firing off here instead. And I'm gonna start by dragging in the last few things I posted there. AnnaPajamas said I should. And, you know, she's the boss. If she turns out to be the only one out there who hears the tree falling in my forest well whatthehell it'll still be worth it in the end.… 続きを読む