31 reasons to masturbate 30 reasons to masturbate 1) Because you’ve just gone to bed and it helps you fall asleep 2) Because you’ve just woken up and it’ll help wake you up 3) Because you’ve got cramps and orgasms help them go away 4) Because it means you learn how you like to be touched 5) Because you can’t stop thinking about what happened the other night… 6) Because you’ve had a stressy day and it’ll chill you the fuck out 7) Because you just got new batteries for your vibrator 8) Because your entire family just left the house and now you’re home all alone :) 9) Because it’s summer… 続きを読む

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The c***d seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when y… 続きを読む

MY QUESTION: If a man likes his prostate played with is he considered gay? Why does gay porn excite me? I'm a girl who doesnt mind giving it to a guy at all. I am bisexual however. If your partner doesn't seem interested anymore what should I do? IVE TRIED IT ALL! Please leave comment ....… 続きを読む