L3mmy

Honesty being the best policy. I'm just here for the porn. I'd like a laugh, but lets all be honest, this is where we all go to find suitable masturbation material and we're deluding ourselves if a noble cause is being touted as your reason for being here!

What am I into? Well lets go more for what i'm not into, pain, shit, piss, kids (WTF man?!), bondage..well..i'm all for spanking but tying tits with rope so tightly that they turn purple...no.

I hate, I didn't stress that enough, HATE false bodies. Plastic tits, botox, pierced and heavily tattoo'd women..sorry but it just isn't my thing. I think a tattoo on a woman can look cute, maybe even sexy but, a full arm sleeve or those horrendous full chest tattoo's are frankly ridiculous.

I'm quite tall and well built, think Rugby, so little women aren't people I should probably play with, I might break you. Curves are good ;) A woman should have curves. I don't fancy Posh Spice. Geri on the other hand. Yes, Curvy tallRed heads. (Mental note to find vids on that after writing this!)

So, if you are into sex, don't have plastic tits or loads (LOADS) of tats, over 5ft 6in and can hold a conversation then you might like to say hello. I'm not here looking for a girlfriend or future wife. try eHarmony or something. I don't bite and i'll talk to ANYONE. Except trannies who want to abuse my arse. Seriously guys, im straight. Deal with it - but good luck elsewhere!