LickMaster39

OK Already!!lol. get it outta the way!!

Yes the name means what you think!! and Yes I am! I didn't make up the name it just kept cumming up throughout my life and since it's the ONE thing in the world that I am AWESOME at and there's nothing I love doing more I said screw it and owned it and the LickMaster was born.lol. I'll strait make you crabcrawl off the bed trying to get away cuz you can't take no more and can get ya too squirt to if you aren't there yet.lol.wink. If you're lucky enough to find out.lol. Oh and if you're not a freak or at least into pleasure enough to grow and becum one we won't mesh for long.lol.

And NO!! that's not all I'm about but I'm tired of answering these things over and over so in my strait up manner here it is!! wanna know more inquire within.lol

THIS IS ME!!
Personality First of all!- As cliche as it may be! The phrase-"Don't judge a book by it's cover" was written just for me.lol. Just cause I'm cursed to look like a serial killer doesn't make me one or a bad guy either! Hell I don't even have a criminal record to speak of! So bite me.lol. And Ironically 99% of serial killers look NOTHING! like me! they are all the "beautiful people" kinda guys that women fall all over!! what does that tell ya?! lmao! I'm Just your basic metal head construction worker. Tats, Piercings etc.(and yes I have Piercings "everywhere" since I keep getting asked.lol.
No liers or lunatics need apply, I've had my fill of those. If you are sane, honest,trustworthy and level headed..... then welcome.
I am a hopeless romantic with a Huge dose of realist.lol.

I soo never know what to write in these things!! lol. I'm better talking with someone quid pro quo ya know.lol. so hit me up what have ya got to lose? if nothing else you can make one of the best friends you will ever have. if not then take care of yourselves.piece. BTW!- I do body piercings $25 dollars for the first poke and $40 if you get 2 and so on. jewelry included and I come to you or you can cum to me.prices stated are if you are under 20 miles fromme . further will be discussed so hit me up and get your bling on!!!!wink

Ok,Ok fine.lol. You asked and so you shall recieve.. more about me..well.I am a music lover.Mainly a Metal head but love almost everything. Love Jazz,Nina Simone RULES!,classical, eighties and early years of rap. etc.. I tend to be a cut-up and all around funny guy. I do not believe in playing games and detest liers! Life is too short and the heart to fragile for all these childish games people play! I am abrupt,strait up and to the point, I say what I think and feel.period. as I expect the same openness and honesty from people around me.but you will never doubt or distrust me and will always know where I stand.
There are a milion and one things I love to or would love to do!! I'm into about everything given the chance. I'll try anything once,twice if I like it.lol. I am very loyal, I have spent years working my ass off and taking care of others only to be used in the end and left with not for my trouble, so women wanting a guy to use for labor keep steppin. have your career in order I want a 50/50 real relationship for a change or even a woman who can take care of her man would be nice but I have better odds of winning the lottery and I don't buy tickets.lol.
I LOVE!!! animals of all kinds and have had about everything at one time or another. I love to have fun with that someone who just lights up the room. clear allLove the beach and the ocean and have a huge dolphin fixation.lol. ok I think that's enough about me for now. What about you????lol

OH!!! BTW!!- What's with all the rude people that don't even have the decency to respond! Ladies I know you love to be full of yourselves and think that every guy on here is desperate for you, but ya know what? we aren't, we get plenty of emails to our listings as well but ya know some of us are cordial enough to respond to someone whether we have any dating interest or not! it's called being a decent human being. And that one person you blow off could have been your very best life long friend, but now you'll never know them because you were a rude ass. it goes with being on a site like this, think about it if you are soo full of yourself that you can't even be respectful or cordial then what good would you ever be for any intelligent person in the long run anyway because the real you would eventually show itself. Think about it.
Peace.
Have a Great Day and good luck to you all. May your happiness be a keystroke away.
Doug