Lynwood_Harris

Josephat the mongrel cat jumped off the roof today.<br/><br/>Some say he fell but I could tell he did himself away.<br/><br/>His eyes weren't bright as they were that night we played<br/><br/>checkers on the train.<br/><br/>Rest his soul, he was a tootsie roll, but he's a<br/><br/>dead cat all the same<br/><br/>I am seeking a steady and reliable partner or partners for semi public and exhibitionist videos for my well established (150m+ view) tube sites and clip stores across the web.<br/>I specialize In be lowjob videos though have a plethora of other content as well. Preference to female but none to age / race body type (over 18 of course) best commission pay with signed agreement.<br/>I can provide references and photos on request.<br/>Only Relaiable money motivated need apply.<br/>(Serious inquirys only.)<br/>As always those I partner with get the better half of a 60/40 split and have choice of pay structure. I am proven successful and currently make an income from my content looking to expand. Asap<br/><br/>I do a mean Jim Morrison impression.<br/><br/>Having spent 99% of my adult life as one, I support ALL local underground artists.<br/><br/>(We're likely to get along if you if you use any sort of<br/><br/>medium.)<br/><br/>I'M A:<br/><br/>-whiskey enthusiast<br/><br/>-music enthusiast<br/><br/>-tattoo enthusiast<br/><br/>-cannabis enthusiast<br/><br/>-motion picture enthusiast<br/><br/>-list enthusiast<br/><br/>I'M NOT:<br/><br/>-a conservative<br/><br/>-a creep<br/><br/>-a supercilious snoot<br/><br/>-an asshole<br/><br/>I ENJOY:<br/><br/>-strong words<br/><br/>-strong people<br/><br/>-strong beliefs<br/><br/>-strong drinks<br/><br/>I DO NOT ENJOY:<br/><br/>-sexisim<br/><br/>-racisim<br/><br/>-trans/homophobia<br/><br/>(Don't be a fascist and we won't have any problems; okay.)<br/><br/>ANYWAY:<br/><br/>-jealousy<br/><br/>-liars<br/><br/>-thieves<br/><br/>-pickles<br/><br/>-my enthusiasm for lists<br/><br/>ART:<br/><br/>Music is a passion of mine.<br/><br/>Show me a band or teach me a song and I'll return the<br/><br/>favor!<br/><br/>At Times I do enjoy tinkering with other mediums as well.<br/><br/>I'll occasionally have a crafty streak that amounts to (in<br/><br/>my critical opinion) little more than a mess but it's fun.<br/><br/>EDIT:<br/><br/>Having sold some of my work I am now by definition, a<br/><br/>professional artist!<br/><br/>(I lol'd typing that)<br/><br/>PERSONAL BELIEFS/IDEOLOGIES:<br/><br/>-None of this will matter in 50 years.<br/><br/>(I'm not THAT nihilistic I promise!)<br/><br/>LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS:<br/><br/>My emotions rest comfortably on my sleeve. I do what I<br/><br/>say, and, I say what I feel. Couple that with some childlike<br/><br/>bewilderment and the occasional lack of impulse control<br/><br/>and Voila!<br/><br/>I'm a riot at parties, and fit into most social situations like<br/><br/>one of those round pegs. Honestly though, your friends<br/><br/>will like me more than your last dude. It gets awkward,<br/><br/>trust me.<br/><br/>I'm getting too old for this shit<br/><br/>All nonsense aside, I kind of just want a cuddle buddy to enjoy the last of my 20's with. You know?<br/><br/>Maybe someone who is like minded.<br/><br/>Or a life mate.<br/><br/>That could be swell too.<br/><br/>HONESTY AND SELF ASSURANCE ARE THE SEXIEST PARTS OF ANY PERSON. So please, be you.<br/><br/>Even if it's not with me.<br/><br/>I was high when I wrote this.<br/><br/>What I’m doing with my life<br/><br/>WORK, TUNES, BEERS, FRIENDS, MUSIC, SEX, SMILES, HUGS, STRANGERS, HIGH FIVES, PASSION, COMPASSION, SIMPLE EMPATHY WITH SLIGHT APATHETIC OVERTONES, LOVE, HATE, JOY, SORROW, AND, EATING EVERYTHING IN YOUR FRIDGE, CAUSE FOOD.<br/><br/>I’m really good at<br/><br/>NEVER finding a fitting pair of pants, Getting tattooed maybe? Eating like a linebacker, not becoming a fatty, music, being a disheveled, clumsy hot mess, being on your jock. like, woah.<br/><br/>BOOKS & MOVIES:<br/><br/>-Horror<br/><br/>TELEVISION:<br/><br/>- Vintage, campy<br/><br/>MUSIC:<br/><br/>-Jazz, Classic/Alt/Hard Rock, Blues, Metal, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Southern Rap & Some Hip Hop, Grunge, Sludge<br/><br/>Surf, Surf Rock, Power Violence, Folk, Anti Folk, Shoegaze,<br/><br/>[Thrash/Hardcore/Classic/Skate/Street /Pop<br/><br/>PUNK]<br/><br/>Pop music transcends genre.<br/><br/>FOODS:<br/><br/>-yes<br/><br/>Six things I could never do without<br/><br/>-love<br/><br/>-music<br/><br/>-caffeine<br/><br/>-music x2<br/><br/>-intimacy<br/><br/>-logic