"...Old...old.....old..." "Let me see that last one? Dude I'm the same age." "You're my baby tho." xD… 続きを読む

D: I don't know... im so stressed... im... D.: Stressed Mark: Stress? Why? D: I don't know D: I have a girlfriend... that's why the stress D: Get it? Mark: Ah yeah I get it Mark: So you can't make it tonight? D: No she's at home... Mark: Toss her out the window D: Yesss :)… 続きを読む

Me: How's you then? Calfornian tosspot? Me: Talk already bitch Him: Thank God you just reminded me to take my meds Me: You have a smartphone bitch. It's not just for sharing nudies. Set a daily recurring notification… 続きを読む

Me: ...and surely you'd notice if someone's carrying something like gonorrhea, as you could see it on his cock or or at least smell it. But can you taste it? Him: "I don't know, I've never tasted a cock xD"… 続きを読む

Mark: anyhow Mark: I'm really done with that fucking card Mark: Don't know if it's the windows and adobe updates, gonna test with the old gtx 760 Xxx: lol I hope it will work :D or I'm ready to receive :D Mark: don't say 'ready to receive' to gay guys :-p Xxx: ready to receive ur card :D… 続きを読む

xxx: Send me your quikshare xxx: Woow xxx: Why you just send your dick pic Mark: I didn't my ass is in my quickshare too xxx: Yes xxx: I love it xxx: But send me more obvious pic xxx: Like you are lying and your legs up Mark: Do you wanna fuck or just look at pics xxx: I want fuck Mark: Good xxx: But i live in morocco Mark: ........… 続きを読む

Once upon a time... ...There was a boy who asked this girl to marry him. The girl said no. And the boy lived happily ever after.… 続きを読む