mazoola

I'm always looking to meet like-minded adventurers in, around, or passing through the Bay Area — potential models, lovers, partners, or other kindred spirits (women and couples, primarily) — interested in joint explorations of the infinite universe of human sexuality.

Unfortunately, practically everyone I've [contacted|been contacted by] on xHamster has turned out to be either a fake or a flake: They ultimately tripped over inconsistencies in their story and disappeared, or they talked a good game but failed to follow through with a phone call or meeting.

I have no idea what the appeal is in crafting fantasy assignations one knows can never be honored -- but, frankly, I'm pretty sick and tired of it. Those of you too timid to live the life you desire: Do me a favor and hook up with one another; there are plenty of obviously bogus accounts out there from which to chose. As for the authentic minority out there, I'd love to hear from you, especially if you're interested in connecting offline for friendship with an option on 'more.'

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One year, Sunset Thomas, Annie Sprinkle, C.J. Laing, Richard Pacheco, Fetishdiva Midori, Suzi Suzuki, and Dennis Hof came to my Christmas party.

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Here's the description I usually use when a social networking site asks for one. Everything here is verifiably true; it just seems so much more impressive when given the proper spin:

Mazoola is or has been an award-winning educational writer; an internationally renown expert in the design of computer systems to manage very large-scale data and video networks; an exotic dancer; a graphic artist; owner and publisher of California’s oldest adult newspaper; a Fabian; the coauthor of a book on Pascal programming; house VJ for San Francisco’s premiere fetish events; a regular contributor to the original incarnation of Trouser Press; Vice-President of the University of Virginia Graduate School of Arts and Sciences; a founding member of the Mental Hygiene League; a porn star; a litigation support analyst for the DOJ’s investigation of the Teamsters; associate producer of a documentary about author Hubert Selby, Jr.; a teaching assistant in electronic music; an early Internet paper millionaire; a founder and past president of Top Records; a radio personality; an erotic and fetish photographer; a member of UVA’s Honor Committee; an occasional writer for Musician magazine; a regular performer on WFMY’s Old Rebel Show; a nationally recognized authority on the culture of strip clubs and strippers; an editorial proofreader for the Washington Monthly; an Echols Scholar; an improvisatory video artist; an original member of the Wamalu Puppeteers; a United Airlines 1K Member; ‘shadow-CTO’ for a large Canadian OSS vendor; a member of the Goodyear Blimp Club; one third of the infamous Jimson Trio; and, to the best of his knowledge, the only model to appear in the European erotic magazine Cupido in the work of three separate photographers. He’s a damn fine cook, and he owes a king’s ransom in back taxes.

He sold Jeffrey Zeldman his first computer.

Among his friends can be found the current or former heads of several fortune 500 companies; a number of actors and actresses from the Golden Age of American Porn; quite a few of the major players in the Internet economy; scads of un- or semi-employed writers, poets, musicians, playwrights, filmmakers, and performance artists; many of the leading lights of the contemporary sex-positive movement; and, of course, Mojo Nixon.

He has twice dropped out of graduate school and twice been married — once for 10 years, once for 10 months.

In his spare time, he edits video, hacks HTML, raises Old World chameleons, composes music, produces erotica, reads voraciously (150–200 books a year), and lives dangerously beyond his means.

[OK, so it's not entirely the truth, as it's been several years since I lived in a space suitable for chameleons.]

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For the heck of it, I took bdsmtest's kink evaluation test. Here are the results:

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Experimentalist
100% Exhibitionist
99% Switch
98% Voyeur
96% Non-monogamist
93% Degrader
93% Rope bunny
92% Ageplayer
90% Owner
90% Rigger
89% Degradee
85% Daddy/Mommy
84% Master/Mistress
83% Primal (Hunter)
83% Primal (Prey)
83% Girl/Boy
82% Dominant
80% Slave
79% Brat tamer
72% Submissive
72% Brat
67% Pet
51% Masochist
47% Sadist
8% Vanilla