memphis_bbc

Here is where you would expect me to thrill you with my gift of gab and excellent punctuation skills...

About me? Let's get right to it...

I'm not a young man anymore, and that's okay. Approaching forty, I've found that I enjoy savoring a good session, not rushing through it for the impulsive sexual gratification. I'd like to think that makes me a good lover. To paraphrase a common proverb, I believe that knowledge and creativity will beat youth and enthusiasm every time. Well, that, and I've been told I eat pussy like a velvet buzzsaw.

Let's skip the bullshit: that part where you play coy and try to decide if I am Mister Right and whether I will fuck up your life (I'm not, but I won't). I am experienced, and I know what to do to make you moan, beg, and cry blasphemies. Life is too short not to enjoy it. I don't play games, and I am not in this to harm people. My idea of a good time is listening to good music, lighting some candles and applying a flogger to the accompaniment of a good beat.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Dominant
97% Primal (Hunter)
97% Daddy/Mommy
96% Brat tamer
94% Voyeur
93% Master/Mistress
92% Rigger
87% Experimentalist
82% Owner
79% Non-monogamist
65% Degrader
64% Exhibitionist
59% Sadist
36% Ageplayer
11% Vanilla
4% Masochist
2% Girl/Boy
2% Switch
1% Primal (Prey)
1% Rope bunny
0% Degradee
0% Slave
0% Submissive
0% Pet
0% Brat

http://bdsmtest.org/result.php3640059

Fetishes
Into: "fuck you" is not a safeword, "fuck" is not a safeword, "motherfucker!!!" is not a safeword, "what the fuck"is not a safeword, a big, fat, luscious, white ass, ass play (giving), bare handed spanking (giving), being treated like a beautiful princess but fucked like a dirty little whore (giving), caning (giving), consentual non-consent, cunnilingus (giving), discipline (giving), eating pussy till she squirts in my mouth, eating pussy until my face hurts., face fucking, flogging, fucking your wife, hair pulling (giving), high heels (watching others wear), lingerie (watching others wear), master/slave (everything to do with it), oral sex (everything to do with it), pussy, rimming (everything to do with it), spanking (giving), squirting, talking dirty (everything to do with it), vibrators (watching), whispering in her ear and choking her firmly.