midsmad

Bonjour, if you're reading this then congratulations - give yourself a coconut. This is clearly some next level shit after the Janet and John books.

Why do I come here? I like to comment on the artistic quality of the porn, which is my justification case for watching porn in the first place. I also like to chat, whether it be about porn, sex, your favourite cocktail or what you had for your dinner last night. If you find polite boring, then I'm sorry (I'm not sorry).

No picture unless you ask nicely. And I mean NICELY.

And I'm not switching my height setting to centimetres, you can have it the old fashioned way. I can't grow a hipster beard but I am working on the hair (and yes, it is still all mine).