peaches4me

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Invitations without substantiation will be REJECTED!.

I DO NOT Collect Friends and rarely accept invitations from those that do.
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WOMEN friends are given priority and should have an avatar.

MEN - your avatar must NOT BE YOUR PENIS. All comments with such will be deleted as I am not into sausage festivals.

ALL - your avatar must NOT BE A PENIS.

FRIENDSHIPS - A request without substantiation will be ignored.

- If your profile is not visible to users, you can kiss a friendship request goodbye! Why would I want to become your friend without being able to read/see your profile first?!?
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Waking up in the morning is the second Hardest Thing!

Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
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I AM A MAN!!

I repeat I AM A MAN.....

That loves a fresh, juicy, clean peach! (Some fuzz preferred)
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I like my Women like I like my Laptop....

On my lap, Turned On and Virus Free!
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SEE ABOVE
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I had a who's better in bed contest....someone had to be the sore loser.
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Thank You Craft Beer Breweries.......

For Making My Drinking Problem Seem Like a Neat Hobby!
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You are an alcoholic if you drink every day.
Thank God I drink every night!
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Life is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
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Long live the memory of Frank Z. - Peaches in Regalia!
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My second favorite appendage is my trigger finger!
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Urination is NOT a female orgasm!!
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THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY FAKE BOY THINGS OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE WHAT THEY ARE NOT!

WAY TOO MANY POLITICAL BULL SHI# COMMENTS AND LENGTHY COMMENTS THAT TAKE UP AN ENTIRE PAGE! GET A FU@KIN& LIFE ALREADY!
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