Phil_Ashio

I enjoy watching people (who haven't yet grown tired of each other, or don't have to fuck the same person over and over again) fuck. I am married, which means that the only kind of sexual gratification I get is pulling my pudding (usually whilst weeping silently for all the wasted years I'll never get back) to videos of people who are too young to know that life is about to grind them down and shit on them from a great height. I have resigned myself to the fact that the best years of my life are behind me.

I have a particular fondness for cuckold videos. I like the idea of my wife fucking someone else. Not because I'm kinky; it just means that if someone else is fucking her, I don't have to. I wouldn't watch or film it, I'd fuck off down the pub.

I also like kittens and hand-knitted ties. I like to eat mashed potato. I think squirrels are inherently evil.

I see xhamster very much like Facebook, but with more fluids.