ramonxander

well lets dust off the ol tomb eh? *blows dust off coughing while fanning the dust away* annnywhore my name is david kuhn though i prefer to be known as ramon mystiere its my username of choice for any online games i partake in im what you may call a "chivalrous pervert" meaning im a pervert but a gentleman aswell example wise lets say your off your fuckin tits looking to smash i wont fuck you unless your sober because i see as fucking someone when they are drunk as a form as molestation and rape because the aformentioned drunk person isnt in control of there actions properly therefore your taking advantage of them not exactly something im fond of

im a sarcastic smartass that has a mental "thats what she said" counter that goes off whenever i hear something that can be seen as dirty or taken as dirty my mind is so far in the gutter that killer croc (batman villian) wont even go near me i love monster energy drinks like a fat person loves chocolate and i collect a wide range of blades be them decorative or functional as long as i like it i'll collect it

i spend a generous portion of my time on this online sims-esque game called secondlife as the name implies its a second life where you can do anything you desire,live your own way,fuck shit up etc basically its how you wish to live if you could hit the reset button and was given super powers (metaphorically speaking of course) and all arond a good time if you know what to do

while i am bi i prefer the company of transgendered women and hermaphrodites aswell as those in between ie traps,femboys,sissies etc though as far as conversation goes i welcome all that are friendly and arent complete morons