secretagent2014

I am fun, playful, humorous, witty, and entertaining.

My DNA consists of Sean Connery, Mr. Spock, and Steve Martin. .. and .. maybe a little Spiderman.

Okk... sort of a geek / nerd too.

Always clean shaven, smell yummy, and nails are top coated.

Comcast let's me watch TCM, History, Discovery, PBS, Syfy,. All the other channels are BS.

My bucket list includes .. Winning the Lotto and Kissing your Ass.

I have a job,.. so.. weekend play is preferable.

Couples welcumm.
Do you enjoy ( toy's ) ?
I am handy with a camera.. if you need new pic's.

Ohhh ... you want a massage .... ok ..
I am confident you will enjoy a variety of Happy Endings.

If you don't like my pic's, or how I look, .. We can always blindfold you, .. or .. put one of your nylon stockings or panties over me. .. LOL

Are you tired of disappointments, no shows, and liars ?
.. send me a message....

Enjoy the rest of my profile.

BTW.. I also look like Jean-Luc Picard .. lol .. bald

BTW #2 .. I also enjoy T-gurls.. soo.. any gurls near me.. I would like to play with you. mm