We are gathered here today on this solemn occasion to say goodbye to a great computer, companion, & soldier. My laptop !! You served me faithfully many nights & were truly dedicated to finding the best vacation possible ... Can I get an Amen from the congregation ?? He ask that we not cry for him but remember the good times he gave us, the laughs, the great youtube videos, and um other stuff * clears throat * he was very fond of all of you so if there is anybody who would like to say a few words the the * sniffles * floor is open ! Lap Top leaves behind Tablet & Smartphone as living relat… 続きを読む

So last night in my travels I was confronted via PM by someone claiming to be a somewhat popular/controversial member we shall call them " cornbread" just to protect myself and possibly others. Well they fired out the shoot stating that members of the xhamster universe are not who they claim to be one member seemed to bare the brunt of her attack we'll call that member " donut " . So cornbread messages me and says donut is actually a man posing as a woman on their profile.. Which ok shocker that is not groundbreaking news here that there's fake here on xhamster in fact I'm sure 70% of the fem… 続きを読む

Starring Megan Fox Will Arnett William Fichtner Johnny Knoxville ( voice of Leonardo ) Synopsis We all know the cartoon from back in the day with the famous theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNa2Fr6CA0E In this rebooted big screen version an ambitious reporter April O'Neil ( played by Megan Fox ) stumbles upon the heroic foursome while investigating the crime perpetrat… 続きを読む

Starring Chris Pratt Dave Batista Zoe Saldana Synopsis A group of intergalatic criminals & mercenaries led by a thief & scrapper named Starlord ( Chris Pratt ) try to put their differences aside to cash in on a rare and powerful orb. But when that orb falls into the wrong hands ( Ronan ) played by Lee Pace they realize they are the only ones who can stop him & save the universe.... If they can find a way to work together and not kill each other in the process.… 続きを読む

For the next few days Lauren will be in charge...of avatars for our returning vacationer...he is just not up to the task of picking appropriate avatars. The cicada is a case in point!! The following are WBG (Welcome Back Gifs) from the friends of Shutdowncorner. The WBG must be displayed on the recipients wall for a period of 7 days...hey it is like a gift and has to be displayed for an appropriate amount of time for when the givers drop by. It is only polite...duh!! Oh and one more rule....No re-giffing!! So here are the WBG for our guy!! 1a) Thought you could use this to show off… 続きを読む

Julia !! http://xhamster.com/user/Lady_Baltimore has returned and uploaded a great new gallery !! stop by and show her some love & make sure to like her galleries and such !! http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/3451109/grand_theft_photo_i.html… 続きを読む

Alright I'm gonna take shot here and see if some people on here would be interested in doing our own fantasy football league this year. I'll have a full plan together hopefully in a couple days as far as format & we can do it for just bragging rights or if you guys have some good ideas as far what the winner could get I'm all ears :P Offer is open to men & women as well as experienced & first time players !!… 続きを読む

Some more fun facts that may or may not be true about me ;) You know how it works !! Post your answers in the comments section and I'll PM you the results !! Again lol these are true false questions lol 1) I've been thrown out of a bar once ? 2) I have never smoked marijuana ? 3) I spent 5 years in High School ? 4) One year on vacation I fed my boss's niece several shots at a bar before she was 21 and to this day he still has no idea ? 5) My boss's wife has bought me 2 packs of boxer brief's ? 6) I have never been stung by a bee ? 7) I once had sex in a barber shop ? 8)… 続きを読む

Well I'm back after a week of sun & fun .. So much to share & talk about after a week away I obviously won't get to it all in this blog.. I did have a good time away ( although no porn or strip clubs on my trip :( ) And the ashes ceremony went off without a hitch. I'm glad all of you took time to visit my page while I was gone and now it's back to regular business here as soon as I'm done catching up :P… 続きを読む

Tonight I leave for the beach and I'll be gone the week until August 2nd. I do plan on having some much needed R&R and plan on doing plenty of drinking, and also working on my tan :p ( those of you who know what I look like will find that funny probably ) but it will also be a bit of a somber mood as well as during the trip we will be laying a good friend to rest by spreading their ashes as per their final wishes. But alas this was not meant to be sad trip so no one has to cry for me pummel me with messages telling me everything is going to be ok because I know that her pain is over & she's o… 続きを読む

So I'm writing this partly out of frustration, partly because I think for some reason I want to see this site survive and avoid a mass exodus of loyal members, and lastly not because I think I'm smarter than everybody else because I'm not but I do think I'm an out of the box thinker who happens to stumble upon a good idea or two from time to time. So while compteplating life and talking with a good friend on here I thought of what I think are some good ways to improve the overall quality of the site and to get people communicating with each other and to keep them talking. Hopefully my list do… 続きを読む

That is how many comments I've rang up over the 179 days I've been here.. While I don't believe there is any need to call Guiness it does seem like a lot for a short time span. Now this is based off what I've seen on other folks profiles during my stalking. People that have been here 3 times as long with half the amount of comments I've posted. I'm not bragging at all let's just get that straight. Combined with those and the amount of pms I've exchanged with other members begs me to ask the question .. Am I too much ? Will there come a breaking point sooner rather than later that I could wear… 続きを読む

http://popnhop.com/7-best-boob-jobs-in-hollywood/ Just for the record it's not an obsession :P obviously I like them ( some better than others ) but if I was going to be obsessed with them here is a list of some of the more popular pairs to enjoy !! The marvels of science I tell you :D… 続きを読む

Since I really have no desire to work today because of my impending day trip I figured no better time than now to crank this out !! I must say to this point it has been a very intriguing season. With a few surprises a couple of disappointing performances. 8 teams are within 3 games of each other Including a Washington Nationals club that has battled injuries to various key starters & still be in 1st place at the halfway point thanks to the League's best team ERA ( 3.08 ) and clutch hitting from secon… 続きを読む

So there are 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons when all of a sudden a man in a trench coat jumps out from behind a bench and flashes them his cock. The 1st old lady surprised at what she has just seen has a stroke. The 2nd old lady also surprised also has a stroke. Now the 3rd old lady did not have a stroke.. apparently her arms were to short :P… 続きを読む

this guy again ??? I mean get a new gimmick http://xhamster.com/user/SassyBro you all know what to do… 続きを読む

Apparently there was some concern that I was retiring my profile & leaving the site over the past 48 hours. Well let me first start with that I'm not and don't have any intentions to anytime soon. With that being seeing said I'll be more careful about mass removal of content as to not arise a panic. As far as what did happen ? I don't like to come here and dump my personal problems on people or bug them with may be bothering me in my world. I see this site as an escape from all that. A place to come for fun & for conversations that always don't have to be about the fate of the world. I'm not… 続きを読む

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11203027/lebron-james-says-returning-cleveland-cavaliers Who says you can't go home again :D & now him and Johnny Football in the same city !! Imagine the Hijinks… 続きを読む

http://www.wjla.com/articles/2014/02/credit-union-embezzlement-threatens-family-s-home-99865.html This use to be the church I went to all the time for years. My attendance isn't what it once was for several reasons, wanting to sleep in, the fact that I'm not close to anyone on a personal level there, and then stories like this. Am I bad in thinking that sometimes church itself is one big money grab or that it's a way for those that consider themselves high and mighty to judge people like me who while not perfect have just as much faith as the next person ? I hear stories like this and I kn… 続きを読む

Ok Down to the final 4 with our 2 semifinal matchups First Game #6 Limp Bizkit vs #2 Garbage : The big surprise to most people is that Limp Bizkit survived their second round match up against fan favorite Rage Against The Machine. And let's be honest LB while one of the better bands of the decades was still one of the best. Garbage to this point hasn't broken a sweat pretty much cutting through the bracket like a hot knife through butter. Both teams have visible lead singers, both bands had breakthrough albums at the end of the decade.. While it's close and back & forth through mu… 続きを読む