An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my c***d! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun". The doctor continued "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised… 続きを読む