spermburper

Big Girls Fuck Better!
I'm a big girl and I love to fuck!
I am VERY oral.

Jokes:

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spit, swallow, and gargle

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Q: Whats the difference between light and hard?
A: You can fall asleep with a light on!

Q: How do you know if your girlfriend is turned on by you?
A: When you reach down her panties it feels like you are feeding a horse.

Q: What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Q: What does a blow job from your Granny have in common with bungee jumping?
A: They both feel great but for Christ's sake don't look down!

Q: What's the hardest thing about locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?
A: Having to go inside and ask to borrow a coat hanger