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I proposed this to xHamster. As some people seem to like to downvote entire galleries. Could there be put a limit to the number of dislikes a user can make in comparison to the number of likes? Please vote for it here: http://suggestions.xhamster.com/forums/59059-general/suggestions/6340026-as-some-people-seem-to-like-to-downvote-entire-gal… 続きを読む

I think it is a serious warning. by Owner2266: Electro is truly great if you have a female who can take it properly. I've used a lot of electro on my wife, breasts, anus, vagina etc. She 'likes' it, huge amounts of unbearable pain with no visible residue like bruises etc. Electro however is NOT FOR AMATUERS. You can stop someone's heart with next to no power being used if you do not know what you're doing. So take some free advice c***dren: * Know your subjects medical history from Asthma to pacemakers, to nervous ticks and eczema * Get trained by someone who knows the score - electro is n… 続きを読む

Ik wens iedereen een gezellige oudejaarsavond en een GEZOND, GELUKKIG en GEIL I wish everyone a pleasant New Year's Eve and a HEALTHY, HAPPY and HORNY Ich wünsche allen einen schönen Silvesterabend und ein GESUNDES, GLÜCKLICHES und GEIL 2014… 続きを読む

A hunter has been so succesfull... he shot about all a****ls an elephant, a lion, a giraffe... the lot. The only a****l he hasn't shot yet is a bear. He is adviced to got to North America, because they have a lot of bears there. He goes to America and buys himself a good hunting rifle and goes into the bush. He sees a bear, aims and shoots and is certain he hit the bear. At the spot where the bear should be he doesn't see a bear however so he looks around in the scrub when all of a sudden he hears rustling and a roar behind him. He turns around and in shock he sees a big bear in front of… 続きを読む

A woman comes at the doctors and tells the doctor her clitoris is like a pickle. The doctor asks: "That green?". The woman says: "No, that sour".… 続きを読む

A theacher asks the k**ds in class to guess what a****l she means. Theacher: "I am thinking of an a****l with four legs, it gives milk and you can find it at the farm". Little John raises his hand and he may answer: "Miss, it is a cow". Theacher": "It is correct Johnny, but I meant a goat". Little John is disappointed and the teacher continues: "I am thinking of an a****l with feathers, it lays eggs and you can find it at the farm". Again little John raises his hand and anwers: "A chicken miss". The teachers says: "It is correct Johnny, but I meant a duck". Little John is even more dis… 続きを読む

This morning I said to my wife I had been dreaming about a pussy exhibition. There were all kind of pussies: smooth, hairy, big lips, cameltoes... everything. My wife was curious and she asked if her pussy was there too. I doubted before I said: the exhibition was held in it.… 続きを読む