start-me-up-69

Single, 50, non drinker, non smoker, non drugs. Looking for a woman, any age, shape, size, colour, single, attached or married, can do discreet, this doesn't mean I'll take anything, if you're a slackjawed dullard with nothing to say for yourself then it probably won't happen, I need a spark of life/intelligence/passion for me to be interested. Also not into smokers but willing to compromise.

I have a big cock and I know what to do with it, apparently, and I'll also give you the best lick out you've ever had (both holes).

I live alone in south side of Glasgow and can accommodate.

Short (now long, now short again) dark/grey hair, large build, 5ft 10, some excellent tattoo work, weight fluctuates (slim for last eighteen months, edit, slim last few years, 32 waist), want to help me burn some calories ?

Guys, please, no more friend requests, I didn't join the site to meet, talk to or look at other men.