OK.. here we are, nearly halfway by the bizarre NHS counting method (where you get two free weeks at the start, haha!) and.... Its January, meaning balls to the wall, still 60 odd Tax Returns to go and a fortnight left... if you have a Return to do and you haven't started yet WHY NOT????? Do you think I enjoy working all the hours God sends (no I'm not in today but I am tomorrow) while its cold and dark outside and my little end of the room… 続きを読む

OK, this is the question of the day. We saw a pregnant woman this morning, with a proper outie belly button. This apparently is VERY exciting. The million pound question of course is now what will mine do? Is there any way to predict where my belly button will end up? Is there any way to make it pop out? Why am I even wasting time worrying about this? If you can supply answers to any of the above leave it below (you clever person you). No real prizes but you can be my clever clogs of the week.... Take care and be nice to each other folks X X X… 続きを読む

OK, so it's supposed to be my worst month of the week...but today worked out really ok. How's that Rach? Well let me explain... Yes I can't drink coffee... And it was my first day back at work... And there was so little to do I could have screamed... BUT... I really do have a bump And I got the biggest bunch of flowers so far this year when I got home... And Hubs strange model making metal bendy tool thing really works (ok not earth shattering, he's happy so I'm happy) And Beelzebozo was of sick (yes that's a bit of a guilty one, it's not really nice to think that's good,… 続きを読む

Hmmm so for obvious reasons Fridays office Christmas Party had to pass in a state of sobriety.. potentially not good! Especially since bump put in an appearance - perhaps (for all those footie fans out there it may look as if the pies all migrated to my house...bloody delicious they were too). Cute a quick run to Next maternity for a replacement party dress (oh and my original choice was...No never mind) meaning I was a bit frazzled to begin with. But you know, it's not quite so bad. Even taking into account the dreadful barely there food (haha went to MacciD's before hand forewarned is… 続きを読む

OK big week for us cause now we've met our little one (christened Wriggler by the scan lady cause he/she wouldn't stay still). Anyway one of the good things about scans is you can tell people why you've been so smug for the past few months...And then you get to tell your awful boss that actually two of her so called “team“ will be on a few months holiday...Haha! And not only that but within two weeks of each other...you'd think we planned it! So fun Christmas for us and not for her...boo hoo! Ok take care out there be nice to everyone remember Santa is watching! X X X… 続きを読む

Yeah right. Maybe the most friendly way to do this for you all... I am with c***d. Pregnant. Weird what you can't say.... And apparently in the bible, or a Jane Austin novel. But there you go.... 6 weeks. Only 30 to go. Life changes as of 25th June 2014. I'm ever so pleased.... Be wonderful to yourselves and each other, and do something kind and wonderful, just once a werk Love you all x x x x x… 続きを読む

But I am back being all sapphic... this time the object of my affection is the lovely Andi Anderson... Think how much fun the two of us would be... wow Stay safe out there... hugs and kisses x x x x… 続きを読む

Absolutely fabulous.... 1. It was my wedding anniversary 2. Even Beelzebozo was in a good mood... 3. My first coffee didn't taste like a cup full of dirt 4. Hubs had a gorgeous bunch of flowers delivered to me at work 5. Griefless day 6. A meal at my favourite restaurant wearing my favourite dress and Hubs favourite undies.... 7. And then he made me feel like a princess So whoever's good wishes got me this, thank you! And I hope you ask had a great day too.... x x x x… 続きを読む

I'm looking for a film of a wife watching her husband screwing another woman. Sorry of a reverse cuckold...there's probably a name for it but I'm buggered if I know what it is! If you know of any please please send me a link.... Thank you so very much x x x… 続きを読む

Yes Halloween is coming, I need some costume ideas, so come on folks lets hear your thoughts... please! X x x… 続きを読む

Not bad, but I got to thinking... Now six months ago I was a good (possibly oversexed, not necessarily fantastic at my job, but good). Then I found the site and now... I make naughty talk with strangers I share intimate secrets I have posted rude photos for my "friends" And I am fantasising (a lot) about lesbian sex. which means.... (holy God!!!) THE DAILY MAIL IS RIGHT!!!!!! Surely not, that means the end of days, lions lying down with lambs and so forth. Oh dear. Maybe I should have taken up knitting instead!!! Be good to each other and be nice!!! x x x… 続きを読む

So why is Sydney University so interested in some people's profi's? Is it of sociologist importance that I masturbate over a busty blonde? Is some manner of weird science experiment going on? Can I sign up? Will I get free flights and accommodation? Experiments best carried out at the Great Barrier Reef I feel....… 続きを読む

But I have my first porn star crush... And here it is... Sorry guys, yes. Having a bit of a lady love moment for the gorgeous Siri. Whoops. Any links would attract a lot of gratitude. But not too much... Be good and stay safe out there X. X x x… 続きを読む

OK so last nights joint Strictly launch/Last Night of the Proms bash... And in this year's sweepstake, our Strictly winner will be.... Abbey Clancy and yes I've deliberately chosen that photo... now we all need to vote, not because I need to win cash, just because I need to win. And you guys can happily vote for her because she's the totty. Cheer up, Hubs sweepstake gave him Julian MacDonald haha! Stay safe have fun x x x… 続きを読む

OK someone stole summer and replaced it with Autumn without my permission. But hooray, or can come the opaques and boots. And today a dress that was horror of horrors above the knee... CAN YOU IMAGINE!!!!! Only just, it's not like I'd flash my Clapping Fish if I bent over. But it appears a return to the Victorian era was in order, or maybe she has SADS, I don't know and frankly I'm losing interest in caring. But how come a few of my colleagues asked where I'd bought it? Why do none of the male partners have an issue with my interpretation of the dress code? Mo… 続きを読む

No, really those ones are deliberate. Unlike the ones in the hotpants rant... See I have this tablet which is really smart, smarter than I am, or so it thinks...so if you read something that's just not right, blame a well known online book retailer cuz their wee book/tablet is an even bigger smartarse than me... Be good or be careful folks x x x… 続きを読む

Seriously, we own a starting dictionary so be prepared for some strange words.... And feel free to use some strange definitions yourself....… 続きを読む

Which I think we all knew, but since Beelzebozo is WAY too old and dried up for them and would in any case look awful we thought we'd wind her up. Cue yet more disapproval of my "new wardrobe" and "those new shoes which will just end up making you regret wearing them when you're older". For fucks sakes,I don't get paid enough...… 続きを読む

Plainly very soon one of you resourceful folks out there will engineer this little guy for me... in which case I'll be eternally grateful for all of 20 minutes before I set him off looking for secret sweet stashes and the like...… 続きを読む

And spare a thought for Hubs... shocking head cold, he's confined to bed with Beechams, the Jericho box set and his new book.... Worst of it is he'll be better tomorrow!!!!… 続きを読む