TheInternetIsEvil

First of all if you don’t like pickles than I don’t understand you as a human being and this relationship has officially ended before it started lol not that I’m looking for a relationship...

Can we be real for a second. No man is on here for love, so if that is what you are looking for then this is not where you should be right now. Perhaps you’d have more luck on an eHarmony or Match.com or any other site where 99% of the men on there don’t have dick pics as their avatars lol.

I don’t lie, I’m fun to talk to and I’m not bad to look at. I don’t have any other pics on here because I only share through Snapchat (since that’s the only way I know you’re not some cat fishing psycho)

Likes: the letter M, excessively using “lol” and pretending to chew gum
Dislikes: skinny women, commas (don’t tell me how to read my sentences) and butterflies (I don’t trust the way they fly)
Aspires to: uppercut a person onto a table (preferably a table with punch or some kind of giant cake on it) also successfully using a cheesy (cheezy? cheesezy? No that’s for sure not right) pick up line on someone

Don’t fall in love with me please

Ok bye