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個人情報
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I'm sarcastic and a master of smartassery. A sense of humor is a must. Life is too short not to enjoy a good laugh. If you're over the age of 12 and you have a single Instagram filter with fake animal overlays... you get immediately disqualified from swimming in the adult dating pool.
I've done things. Simply stand impressed.
I've bled on foreign soil, felt the sting of broken bones from armor piercing grenades, stood on platforms sporting Olympic rings, and even lost my keys once or twice.
I'm really good at...
Doing ninja stuff
Quoting movie lines in conversational form
Remembering obscure details (trivia?) about contextually relevant items
Procrastinating; remember that hard work often pays off over time but laziness pays off NOW!
Coming up with fun and exciting ways to engage in creative forms of debauchery
I spend a lot of time thinking about why there are signs that read, "No shirt, no shoes, no service." - but apparently going without pants is completely acceptable. And why some of the really awesome fashion aspects of the 80s can't make a comeback.
I've done things. Simply stand impressed.
I've bled on foreign soil, felt the sting of broken bones from armor piercing grenades, stood on platforms sporting Olympic rings, and even lost my keys once or twice.
I'm really good at...
Doing ninja stuff
Quoting movie lines in conversational form
Remembering obscure details (trivia?) about contextually relevant items
Procrastinating; remember that hard work often pays off over time but laziness pays off NOW!
Coming up with fun and exciting ways to engage in creative forms of debauchery
I spend a lot of time thinking about why there are signs that read, "No shirt, no shoes, no service." - but apparently going without pants is completely acceptable. And why some of the really awesome fashion aspects of the 80s can't make a comeback.
