vladTheImpaler66

I'm awesome, you'll find out. Came here for the porn, stayed for the chats. Down to meet with locals if there is such a thing on here. Ask me about the party time secret sauce.

Don't ask me where I'm from, its already accurate on my profile. There are to many scammers here, so if your profile has no picture and is less then 30 days old with no content, i.e. Uploads Posts or "About me" section, I'll consider you to be another spam/scammer. Also under no circumstances will I send any money for any reason. Not for gas, your offsprings babysitter or video games.

Last of all, if you want to hit me up looking to hookup and tell me that you charge, well I charge too. Whatever your rate is, I charge the same back. If you initiate contact with me then that means you have to pay me first, then I'll pay you based on performance only.

With all that out of the way, if you are local, down to party and have some enjoyable adult fun and a possible 3 way with me and my FWB fuck toy, hit me up.

If you read this far, congratulations, I'm surprised and you're one step closer to being a human.