xxsmalone

I'm 32 overweight, out of shape, and have a small pee pee. I'm on here because one of my friends said I should create a profile so anyone that wanted to could make fun of me about my tiny worthless dick. She already has a profile on here. I'll be uploading some pictures of me soon but if you can imagine just basically an over sized clit that's what my wee wee looks like. It's really useless for anything at all. It's really not even very good for pissing since I barely even clear my fly. Between my fat gut and tiny member I basically have to piss "kindergarten style" where I go in the stall and have to pull my pants and underwear down and lean forward to make sure I don't get any on me. Oh, and of course I'm a white boy too. I used to think my dick was just cuz I'm white. But I've seen some of the dicks my friend has taken and she's had some white guys who had dicks like my arm LOL. Also even though I'm straight I also know my place as a worthless sissy and have no problem serving real men when ordered to do so. So if you are gay or bi and have a real cock I can serve you too.