Basically I was in a restaurant with a good mate who was a guy of mine and we were both at this place for about 10 mins and i just ordered my first drink, until his phone rings. His girlfriend is at home and he needs to go back and help her with something but its not important anyway. He ends up saying, "mate i gotta go now so ill text you later and sorry again for leaving you like this". I was so pissed so i promised myself that i would finish 1 drink at least so I stayed there a little longer. I slurp down my beer and as I go to stand up and leave and this girl taps me on the shoulder and sa… 続きを読む

so I went to this party and it was amazing, the girls were beautiful, they had the tightest clothes on and it was awesome. then after a while i get really drunk and remember dancing with the beautiful girl then... i wake up the next morning with a huge headache, a girl sleeping naked on top of me with my dick still in her vagina. We were sleeping in a bathtub. She woke up then realized that i was still inside her, she looked at me and smiled then i asked if she wanted me to buy her breakfast, she said, "babe for how loud i was screaming because of u, i should be buying u breakfast lunch and di… 続きを読む