As part of my job I'm good at making bets on future events, and over the years I've managed to snare one or two cocky women into sucking my dick after they've sworn down a certain thing will happen after a few too many drinks. So as is inevitable, Spurs beat Arsenal and an acquaintance comes to owe me a blowjob. And not just any blowjob, a public one. A month or two pass and it's time to collect my debt. On the tube I'm recounting the events leading up to it, how the girl has told me about wanking a guy off on her fire escape and it seemed pretty legit. The idea turns me on so I'm down with i 続きを読む
Run out and find condoms
During some really boring contracts I'd randomly explore Badoo (because hey, swipe enough and numbers say you'll find something) and I stumble across an Indian lady in the city. I'm a sucker for those as you'll find out in more posts... My details are hazy so I'm not exactly sure how I pulled it off, but we both discuss working from home for the afternoon and then I'm being asked if I want to work from her place. Nice. A 30min tube ride later I find myself in one of those fancy residential buildings with a gym downstairs and a communal bookshelf. And here's me in my ripped jeans t-shirt and a 続きを読む