Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to visit her grandmother when her mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood because the Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do. He'll lift up your little black dress, pull down your little black panties, and screw your in your ass! " Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, "Don't worry mother, I've got it covered." She was walking through the forest when she came across the Three Little Pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said, "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood! The Big… 続きを読む