My brother is banned from hanging about with me.  Probably due to the fact his wife hates every fibre of my being after their wedding. I was the best-man, sober until the reception, witty and sensible throughout - basically a real charmer. After the roasting of Dan in the speech,  and dancing with her mother where I could tell her mother was a right goer, and well up for it.  I suspect my offence was with her 2 best friends that were her bridesmaids, and I spent the day shamelessly flirting with both of them. At the end of the evening where everyone was headed home or to the… 続きを読む

I'd known Andy and his now wife Bella for years, separately,  Andy and I knew each other in school and had gone to uni together and been flatmates for most of that time at uni. Andy was bi and while at uni we'd hooked up quite a few times when either blue balled after being struck out or just plain horny. Bella and I had worked together after I got a job after uni while Andy was abroad for a few years. Bella, and I just flirted all the time while we worked together. So on our usual 6 monthly catch up and have a drink with just Andy, he seemed off, enquiring what's wrong, Andy told me of… 続きを読む

Hot summer days are for sitting in the garden drinking cold drinks,  and that's what I was doing a few bottles of cider and lounging in a cold fed hot tub in the garden .  The neighbours started kicking off a row again,  well it was the husband screaming at his wife, probably for something minor, he was a bit hardcore in his ways - he was from overseas it was his marriage brought him to the UK. The front door slammed and his car peeled off. And I sipped on my cider,  and I heard her walk out to her garden and audible growl of frustration.  You OK? I said, as I looked o… 続きを読む

Reinstating a slab footpath after a utility had been changed/fixed, isn't too difficult, nice tidy clean bit of work and occasionally a resident will offer you a bit of cash to fix their patio. So it was a crappy day my sidekick had pissed off early and i was finishing up the last job of the day. Just as i am finishing up, i get the shout of a resident " hey mate, you do privates" i look up and see a guy in his mid 50's flagging me over. This guy looks quite in shape, bald head and bulging arms. "Yeah" i replyed "what is it?" He beckened me over "just a few rocking slabs in my garden " i said… 続きを読む

Company car and a pay rise, yes please. My luck was in. From commuting in on packed trains to driving home solo I was having a great week, even better as it was a rainy windy Friday. I went to the car park below the office, a Audi A5 2 door saloon was my ride, midnight black 2.0lt engine. In the dusky light and the rain I took my time being a sensible driver avoiding potholes and the growing ponds beside the kerbs. Out of nowhere a yob in a transit van pulled out of a side street. His huge swing out of the junction had me take evasive action and right into a puddle beside the kerb. Phew near… 続きを読む