I promise you guys, I can not male this shit up. So I'm walking home one day in the rain, and this SUV passed me and blew the horn. I was like "who in the duck could this be?" So the SUV pulls on the side street, and when I get to where I can see who it is, instantly I was like "...what in the fuck...?" I mean it smelled like cigarettes, old dogs, and wigs in that bitch. So I asked him for a ride… 続きを読む